Spread
Your Love Around
As
Barry White once said "Tell me Oilzine, where should I go to
make beautiful lurve?" (OK, so he didn't) But we'll show him
and you anyway. There are 3 basic ways to show that you care: talking,
giving and the other one.
It's 4 you-hoo
One
of the main ways that people communicate nowadays is by what used
to be called 'cellular phones'. But with so many shops offering "FREE*
MOBILES" and other "OUTSTANDING OFFERS", where should
one go when purchasing said items? Our favourite online shop, after
much pain and sadness, is TheMobileRepublic.com,
who not only have a lovely website, but do seem to have the cheapest
phones. I have shopped with them and they were very nice indeed. I
had no quibbles, and they were quietly efficient. They've got a big
range of products, including accessories, it's easy to find the product
you want at a price you like.
Click
here to find out more
Last minute cards
You've
got 20 minutes to find that card, before you meet your boyfriend in
the pub for his birthday piss-up. What do you do? I'll tell you what
you do. You search around a dismal card selection in the local offy
and decide you can buy a Get-well-soon one and change the title to
say 'Get Well Pissed Soon'.
You don't? Oh, it must just be me, then. Anyhoo, if that should ever
happen, you'll have no excuses if you don't take advantage of Sharpcards.com.
Sharpcards are an online greetings card shop. Not an e-card shop,
but a proper, hold-in-your-hand, use-as-a-beermat-or-something-else-later
card shop. Not only can you buy from a huge selection of quality items,
you can also browse a large collection of goddam awful, chocolate-box
ones aswell. How much more fun could you have online?
If you're really late with your card, then they will even handwrite
the message and post it for you. They also offer an email reminder
system, so you need never be in the dog house again (just as I am
as I write).
Click
here to find out more
Dial-a-Date, Click-a-Prick
If
you're a singleton and long for the day when you can be abused by
someone you love in public, then do we have the service for you. DatingDirect.com
is the UK's largest dating service with over 155,000 members. By the
law of averages that means about 75,000 people of each sex there waiting
to find you. Maybe you're a bit strange and don't want someone of
each sex, just one of the opposite, well you're still in luck. They
have a wide coverage of the country and it's free to register and
browse. What more could you want?
Obviously we have never used it because we're all studmuffins here,
so can't recommend it entirely, but it looks good to us. There are
even pictures, so you know what you're letting yourself in for. Go
on, have a look. You might learn something.
Click
here for more info
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